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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Millie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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