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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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