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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Millie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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