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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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