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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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