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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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