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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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