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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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