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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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