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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Smeagol eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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