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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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