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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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