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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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