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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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