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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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