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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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