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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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