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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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