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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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