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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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