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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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