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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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