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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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