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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Princess eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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