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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Princess eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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