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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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