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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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