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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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