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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ginger eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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