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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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