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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Minnie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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