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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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