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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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