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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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