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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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