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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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