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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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