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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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