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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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