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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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