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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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