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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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