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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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