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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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