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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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