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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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