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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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