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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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