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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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