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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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