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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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