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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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