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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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