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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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