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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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