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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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