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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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