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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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