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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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