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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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