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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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