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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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