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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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