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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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