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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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