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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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