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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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