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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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