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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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