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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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