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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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