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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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