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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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